No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.