Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...