Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...