Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...