A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...