Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
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Ode to spell checkers
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You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...