What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
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The number twelve goes to a bar
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Have a Drink
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The Parting of the Red Sea
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A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Fulfilling a promise
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No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....