Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...