Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...