Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
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Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....