Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...