Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...