Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....