Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...