Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...