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On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
New Year’s Resolutions
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Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...