College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.