Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...