Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.