Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...