What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...