His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...