Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...