Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...