Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
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The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...