Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...