Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.