Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...