Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?