YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Strong Britain
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