This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...