Last supper – last words.
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How Come?
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Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Grasshopper than a cricket
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Marriage quotes 01
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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....