Lenin’s silver ruble
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Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...