Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...