You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.