Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...