Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...