Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...