What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...