Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...