Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...