You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...