Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...