If Timex ran Christmas…
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You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Mouse Tse Tung!
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Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...