Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...