The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...