What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...