The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...