man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...