Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...