Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...